Syncrobation is when your masturbation clock synchs up with your bud's and the cumforting truth emerges -- probably through some kind of chat -- that you have both just simulwanked. If you are within high fiving distance though that truth becomes terror or leads to sex.

"Dude, how's it going?"
"Good. Just finished jerking off, about to play some videogames."
"Dude, me too!"
*both* "Syncrobation five! o/ \o"

syncrobation by Raoul Duke... Nukem October 4, 2010

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synchronatic

The rhythm of being Synchronised.

A synchronised motion, appearance, manner, thought, or other.

"The Covid-19 virus appeared to be synchronatic with space exploration."

"The constellations offered synchronatic messages that earth is not alone"

"Synchronatic behaviours between news presenters and the general public, show just how influential and damaging that these programs can be."

synchronatic by Mr H20 September 1, 2022

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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