| 1. | dick sympathy | ||
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Same as penis sympathy.
It's a scene where a man sympathizes the pain another man has felt on their dick. Mac: Hey look, a guy's trying to grind that long rail.
Denis: He's grinding...grinding...OH SHIT HE FELL AND HIT HIS DICK RIGHT ON! Larq: Oooh! *feels dick sympathy* I ain't gona be able to have sex for couple of days after seeing that. |
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| 2. | Common Courtesy Dick Down | ||
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1. Courtesy 'Fuck'
2. Hook Up, One Night Stand Also Known as a 'CCDD" "Well she's got huge tits, but a manly face. I guess I'd give her a Common Courtesy Dick Down"
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| 3. | Cactus Cock | ||
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Cactus Cock, or Cactoid Dong Disorder(CDD), is no joke and should be taken seriously by all. If you have developed a case of Desert Dick, and proceed to masturbate (beat the hell out of your dong) you will be hit with a case of Cactus Cock. Signs include, but are not limited to: Yellow penis and dick head, menstrual like discharge from the urethra on a weekly basis, an odor more powerful than swass or swalls, and dry mouth...
There is no known cure for the Cactoid Dong Disorder. Guy 1: "Aw man! can you smell that? It smells like someone puked in a sweaty ass and then fucked it!"
Guy 2: "Hey! come on man, have some sympathy, I've got Cactus Cock and now my dick smells like shit!" |
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| 4. | Sympyass | ||
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The act of having sex with someone out of pure sympathy... " Left the rodeo with no money just a Fuken black eye...." but that big boobed gal said "i'll give you some sympyass for that black eye...."
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| 5. | palika | ||
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Someone who provides a very needed service for the community and sleeps with everyone, even the guy that has no shot at getting laid and everyone knows it. She will give him a sympathy fuck either because someone asked her to or she just has to fuck everyone she knows…… Fuck off palika, I aint touchin you with my dick.
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| 6. | bbq justice | ||
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When poetic/kharmic/lawful justice is administered to a high-profile personality or public servant that usually garners little or no sympathy from the Average Joe. Term derived from using the word "roasted" in it's context. They roasted VP Dick Cheney for his involvement in offering no-bid contracts to Halliburton and are moving to impeach. THAT's BBQ Justice!
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| 7. | boregasm | ||
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Opposite of an orgasm. You discover too late that a sex act is mindless/boring/bad but you've got no better place to be. Also known as a fake orgasm. Occurs frequently with sympathy fucks. I hooked up with this irish hottie on st pats but when we got back to his place not only was he a horrible kisser but he had no dick. I had a boregasm and got the fuck outta there.
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