syitf

This is an uncommon acronym used to say "shoot yourself in the face". It is a more specific form of kys.

Guy 1: Did you see Deathly Hallows yet?
Guy 2: Hell no! Harry Potter is so gay.
Guy 1: Dude?
Guy 2: Yeah?
Guy 1: Syitf.

syitf by (|-||_|(|< |\|0|2|215 November 27, 2010

Syitf

see you in the future

Goodbye. I'll syitf.

Syitf by TwoTall July 29, 2022

shitfuckingasshole 

A person who is widely thought of as a most incredible and unparalleled asshole.

Without a doubt you should divorce that shitfuckingasshole.

shitfuckingasshole by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2018

shitfacedbook 

To use Facebook while intoxicated. May or may not include confessions of undying love to friends, ex's, or total strangers. Grammar and logic will likely be poor. Similar to a drunk dial.

Chris - "Dude, you left 11 incoherent wall posts on my profile last night. What the fuck?"

Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."

Chris - "You fuckass."

shitfacedbook by stacks121 December 9, 2008

Shitfuckery 

1. An extreme degree of nonsense, especially when coming from an authoritative figure.

2. Bullshit

I can't deal with this bureaucratic shitfuckery anymore.

Shitfuckery by Skip Residue July 23, 2010

shitfacested 

shitfacested is a combination of shitfaced and wasted creating shit-face-sted meaning extremely intoxicated or inebriated beyond recognition.

"Damn, that dude was so shitfacested that he didn't even know his own name after that keg party!"

shitfacested by shitfacested October 10, 2011

Shitflake 

The shards of poop that stick to your butthairs from a non juicy poop. These typically hurt if not removed at first wipe and not alot of gas is moving through the anal cavity.

I brought tears to my eyes by trying to remove a shitflake after two days of constipation.

Shitflake by Spartacus Baines March 19, 2004