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squanto level 

to get so trashed, you start to fuck with everyone, you also have the tendency to drunk dial your girlfriend or ex, injure yourself somehow, run away from everyone, and or fall asleep with your dick out. this level cannot be reached by simply drinking a few beers and getting drunk, it is almost only possible if you have diabetes and drink many beers, or take many shots. beware the squanto, he is not controllable, not coherent, and almost always funny as hell
dude did you see justin last night, he went full squanto level and face planted down the stairs.

man, that squanto will get ya, you may not know it but, it will sneak up on you if you aren't careful
squanto level by the originals bro September 6, 2013

swanton bomb

a move creadted bye the greatest wrestler of all time the charasmatic enigma jeff hardy a 180degree front flip with arms out you jump off of the tope rope(or ladder or cage or stage or jumbo screem or any thing jeff is crazy) arms out cruxifix arch your back then wright before you land onyour face throw your to your side flip over land on your back on your openent
holy crap jeff just swantoned off that 24 foot ladder and put bubba ray dudley throu that table onm the ramp how on earth did not kill him self
swanton bomb by xion May 7, 2005
A word used to describe anything good. Can be used as a synonym of cool when used to describe a person.
Chris is so swantot.
swantot by McArthur Gill September 11, 2005
A Beer Pong rule common in frat houses in the South-east region of the United States. If a player were to completely overshoot a shot without touching the table or cup, and the other team catches it in mid-air; the player must yell "Squanto" before violently throwing the ball across the table to that who overshot the ball. If the ball hits the player from the bottom of the neck to the top of the head, that player must remove a cup. The player that caught the ball to start with still gets a shot regardless as to if he misses the throw or nails the intended target.
Player 1- *Overshoots Ball*

Player 3- *Catches ball behind cups* Squanto!!! *Whips ball at player 1*

Player 1- *Ducks* Whoa there! You almost Squanto'd me there to win the game!
Squanto by SAE Squanto December 5, 2014
The kind of town where everyone knows everyone. Consists of a school, a Kroger, The Honey Bear, a few gas stations and a car dealer. Everything else is houses. Although small, contains a few stoplights and a railroad. Swanton also hosts fireworks every fourth of July. Oh, and people like to party in Swanton. A lot.
'Let's get drunk after school with the Swanton kids.'

'But it's only Tuesday!'

'What's your point?'
Swanton by Katelyn F June 13, 2008

Papa Squanto 

1) Slang for police 2) 5-0 3) Po-po
Damn dogg, youda never gotten pulled over if you'd have braked when I yelled "Papa Squanto".
Papa Squanto by NJC March 28, 2005