Definitions by NJC

crapdusting 

The practice of engaging in flatulence while in a crowd or line of people and then immediately moving through the crowd or line in such a manner as to spread the trail of fecal particles for optimum inhalation by all.

"Eleven people upchucked in the hallway after Bill crapdusted the entrance to the comedy show. A magnificent, high-hobopower crapdusting that will be remembered for years."

crapdusting by NJC November 30, 2009

brown-keying 

Using a laptop while taking a shit.

B: I'm takin a shit.
N: Right now?
B: Yup, I'm brown-keying.
B: Its not a dell,its a dung.

brown-keying by NJC October 23, 2006

Coppy 

1) A person who is exceptionally cool 2) An act of pimping on all the skeets 3) A person often qouted with extreme respect

*Damn, aint that Coppy over there?

**Look at him trying to coppy them women.

***Friends don't let friends drive imports, Chevys rule. "Coppy Quote"

Coppy by NJC April 3, 2005

Sweet Lou

1)The act of making very queer noises or words. 2) When your a complete retard you are a sweet lou. 3) Person with a queer shaped head

Andy - "Nahhhh, crazelburgh, na higenpitz, neee ha"

All - "Sweet Lou shut the fuck up. Honestly you are a god damn retard."

Sweet Lou by NJC April 2, 2005

purple pounder

White man slang for an African American mans penis. Often times used during jealous or disgusting references.

Shit man, that movie has purple pounders in it!

Ahhh damn, turn that sick shit off!

purple pounder by NJC March 29, 2005

shitmoney 

1) Very rich and/or snotty person often seeing themselves above you 2) A person usually easily mooched off of

*Damn dogg, I'm hungry. Let's go to shitmoneys house and take somma his food.

**Aight, how bout we grab some waffles and juiceboxes?

shitmoney by NJC March 29, 2005

Ping 

Racial slang used in describing any asians. Shortened form of the term Ping Pong.

Listen up Ping, I want an order of beef fried rice and a Mountain Dew. Wait, gimme some WonTons too.

Ping by NJC March 29, 2005