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to get so trashed, you start to fuck with everyone, you also have the tendency to drunk dial your girlfriend or ex, injure yourself somehow, run away from everyone, and or fall asleep with your dick out. this level cannot be reached by simply drinking a few beers and getting drunk, it is almost only possible if you have diabetes and drink many beers, or take many shots. beware the squanto, he is not controllable, not coherent, and almost always funny as hell
dude did you see justin last night, he went full squanto level and face planted down the stairs.

man, that squanto will get ya, you may not know it but, it will sneak up on you if you aren't careful
#drunk #horny #diabetes #beer #vodka #funny #sad
by the originals bro August 08, 2013
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