|1.||San Francisco Sword Fight|
The "San Francisco Sword Fight" is when you and your friend play sword fighting with your penises. It's kind of like a playful frot.
We were playing "San Francisco Sword Fight" in the bathroom.
|2.||Facebook Sword fight|
One challenges another to a sword fight by posting at least 3 penis's (8====D) on random wall posts of a single person. He or she may fight back by posting 4 or more penis's on their wall (and so on). it is a battle to the death until one fighter can no longer one up the other fighter.
Steve is the master of facebook sword fight. he once posted 83 penis's on my wall until i gave in to his wrath.
|3.||Punjabi Style Sword Fight|
A term made popular when reddit user "Furies" asked an honest question whether if it's worth it to sword fight his gf dad, in Punjabi style at that?
Many users suggested various solutions ranging from getting the ferocious dad drunk and sword-fighting the fuck out of him to puss out of the situation and end the relationship. Although some users pointed out that brown dads love to troll like no other and its no fuckin big deal. Blind in love, retard white boy hinted at taking sword fighting lessons.
As of now, we have no clue if the silly white boy is alive or dead. He might have already won the heart of the sword dad by winning the fight. Or he could be--let's just say the crazy dad made a fuck curry outta him.
Whatever the outcome is, he already sword fought his daughter and won. She liked it.
White Boy 1: My girlfriend Nisha wants me to meet her parents.
White boy 2: Yo better watch out. Her dad might wanna "Punjabi Style Sword Fight" your ass.
|4.||Kazakh Sword Fight|
A contest where two men fight with only their bare penises. The match ends when one man is shamed into defeat and bows out.
Yo dude, did you hear about Brett?
-Yeah man, he got into a Kazakh sword fight with his roommate.
We probably shouldn't hang out with them anymore
-Yeah let's not.
Similar to a sword fight, however both participants penises are very small, thus knives instead of swords
Yo I heard those kids had a sword fight this weekend.
Nah, they only had a knife fight.
|6.||Rusty Sword Fight|
What happens when multiple people are receiving Rusty Swords in the same room.
The parties fence with the recipients' penises.
Recipients are not allowed to do anything physical to each other, though trash-talk is allowed.
Typically the recipients are also encouraged to make metallic clanging noises (or Lightsaber noises) while this happens for the bonus cool factor and to commit to the roleplay.
If at any point, once the fight starts, any member;
falls over, loses their partner, gets soft, or otherwise can not continue the fight;
Then that duelist loses the fight.
Last penis "standing" (or team, thereof) wins the fight, regardless of how many players are taking part.
Note that: Cumming does not automatically disqualify a participant, but considering that softness tends to follows briefly afterwards, it tends to happen.
Doping in the form of Cialis or Viagra is considered poor form and can cause for the disqualification of winners if the agreed upon rules forbid it.
"Damn man, that was a brutal Rusty Sword Fight last night!
I thought Steve and Phil were going to lose when it looked like Steve was about to blow his load..."
"Yeah, but then Steve said something that got Jen to run off crying, DQing Mark, who then got blasted with Steve's 'victory celebration', it was epic, and will go down as one of the best tournament duels ever."
Also known as a sausage fest. Sword fights are parties with an overwhelming amount of males. What few females there are usually being cock blocked too. They develop when too many different cliques decide to show up, with few females being told of the party. Also, if two parties are being held at the same time, more or less one of them will turn into a sword fight, depending on which people the girls like.
I went to some dudes house party and it was a total sword fight. All the girls were either at the club or movies that night, and some other kids were cock blocking the girls that were there.