swootch 

the part on the male between the ball sack and the shit hole (aka) the gootch, in which it becomes extremely sweaty

known as sweaty gootch

guy one : awe man, i have a severe case of swootch!

guy two: awe man thats so dirt nast! atleast your not sweating like a hooker in church!

swootch by the swootch August 3, 2010

One Eyed Smootcher 

Male or female who desperately wants everyone to know they are romantically involved with someone, as if they were kissing an individual with one eye open to make sure everyone was watching the romance take place.

It was quite evident Big John was a One Eyed Smootcher, he continually asked people what they did last night so he, in turn, could tell them he had a date with Sarah, the most popular girl in school.

One Eyed Smootcher by Sacramento Solon December 19, 2016

dick and ball skootch 

verb: When you drag your dick and balls real slow across something.

Damnit Jack! Quit doing the dick and ball skootch all over Bud's face.

dick and ball skootch by imanobodytwo October 24, 2005

snootchie bootchies 

Used as an exlaimation; Also, Snootchie Bootchies can be used as a suffix/prefix to any sentence, and can also be used to enhance a joke. This is popular with Jay from the duo Jay and Silent Bob. (See Snoogans)

Snootchie Bootchies, little nootchies!

Promise me that next time you bang your old lady, you make her call you Jay. Snootchie Bootchies!

snootchie bootchies by Banky March 3, 2003

snootch to the nootch 

stated after a truthful or meaningful statement, such as word to your mother, or word is bond. Popularized by Jay Mewes of Jay and Silent Bob fame.

I need a new hetero life mate. Snootch to the Nootch.

snootch to the nootch by CrunchyMusic March 22, 2003

snootchie bootchies 

Made popular in Kevin Smith movies.By his his character Jay who he frequently act alongside as Silent Bob.They act as stoners and drug dealers.

The character Jay's familiar “snootchie bootchies” and “snoogans” sayings are based on things Jason Mewes (whom plays jay)used to say himself as a teenager.
According to Smith, the phrases were meant to convey something along the lines of “just kidding, don't kick my ass.”

Which is why in most of his offensive jokes he ends the sentence with "Snootchie Bootchies" !

Quotes from the 1994 kevin smith movie 'Mallrats'

Jay: Come to me, son of Jor-El. Kneel before Zod. Snootchie-bootchies.

T.S. Quint: Jesus, how much did you smoke?
Jay: All it took was a phat, chronic blunt. These guys were lightweights.
T.S. Quint: How much do I owe you?
Jay: My treat. As long as you promise that the next time you pop your old lady, you make her call you "Jay." Snootchie Bootchies.
T.S. Quint: Let's hope there is a next time.

snootchie bootchies by Kimber-x December 21, 2006

Smootch 

1. A kiss.

Typically a light-hearted or even platonic kiss -- but can refer to any type of kiss.

2. A favorite term for dirty old friend-of-the-family "uncles" or "aunts" to use when drunk at gatherings.

1. After their date Sally gave Joe a smootch on the cheek and they parted ways for the evening.

2. "Hhhey shweety, hhow 'bout a lil smootch for old Uncle Arnie, eh?"

Smootch by liveMike December 14, 2009