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Swole Patrol

A brother and sisterhood of Swolebodies, bound together by Muscles, Trust, and Protein. Always leaving a trail of destruction and wet panties.
Person 1: "Man that party was fuckin' wreckin! There was this group of swolebodies just tearing shit up!"

Person 2: "Yah I know, who were those people?"

Person 3: "How could you forget? Swole Patrol, dumbass. They were chanting 'SWOLE' and getting shit pumped the whole damn time!"
Swole Patrol by Cassanova91 February 9, 2013
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Swole Patrol

A group of guys that suck dick for money in the gym locker rooms.
Yo where is the swole patrol, I need a good sucking.
Swole Patrol by the large johnson December 19, 2012
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Swole Patrol

crespi kid: bro we just got raped
ND kid: yeah, thats the swole patrol for you
Swole Patrol by bigdaddy777 June 14, 2010

Swole Patrol

When you and your best bitches go hunting for Swole Bros.
Ashley and Becca are hitting the beach for swole patrol this weekend.
Swole Patrol by Wagnasty_22 July 23, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026