Swodge

To reach a new level of social status and badassery above that of being cool or having swag.

mate, swodge

aww man you have so much swodge

awkward silence... SWODGE!

Swodge by ArC. The Valkyrie February 19, 2014

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Swodge

1. refers to the cheese-like substance in between the moist rolls of a person weighing 400 pounds or above

2. describes a dollop of something nasty

1. Ew! Tommy smells like swodge!

2. There's a swodge of dog turd in the bathroom.

Swodge by diemart123456 June 10, 2018

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swodge

the act of removing excess urine from the penis after urination effectively by milking the member.

"well mate, you can either be a shaker or a swodger ... "

swodge by miss5 July 26, 2009

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swogen

Swogen, or sometimes swogenleg, is the Norwegian word for a limp, but it can also refer to a clubfoot. For whatever reason, the word is now being used in Montgomery County, MD to describe guys who drop their friends for new girlfriends. Apparently, swogen is an insult in Norway, where people who appear weak are looked down upon, and it now refers to the person's character. There is a large Norway population in Montgomery County because of the embassy in Washington D.C. which, presumably, is why the word is so commonly used. Now, the forgotten friends are known as swogenhaters.

Person 1: Dude, where is Person 3?
Person 2: He's with his girlfriend tonight, dude.
Person 1: For real? What a swogen?!

swogen by Horst Wilhelm June 26, 2006