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methanical pancake swiveller 

A man with long, greasy hair, green teeth, baggy pinstripe trousers with braces and white plimmies. He sneaks around on farmland waiting for a cow to drop a pat. Slavering with excitement he drops his pants and swivels his bare arse on the still-warm bovine pancake whilst making high-pitched mooing sounds.
Its amazing how many methanical pancake swivellers you see on a sunny day.

head on a swivel 

To be constantly moving your head left and right so that you do not miss anything approaching you from a blind spot
Mandy had her head on a swivel as she rode her bicycle in downtown traffic in order to avoid getting hit by a car.
head on a swivel by Chow-bi July 5, 2017

swivel jiggle 

something that's moves in a jiggling way
Damn baby Yo ass Swivel Jiggles
swivel jiggle by Hoogalac Man March 30, 2010

perch and swivel 

A profane invitation whereas the one doing the inviting is flipping a most vulgar bird to illustrate how the invitee might wish to sit on it while spinning.
I have a most brilliant suggestion for you my dear: why don’t you just perch and swivel on this?

Swivel Rant

Usually seen on blogs and other comment sites, a swivel rant is little more than an angry run down of points/issues/people you wish to tell to go swivel.
"Did you get a response to your proposal on your blog?"

"Yeah, but nothing constructive, just a swivel rant"
Swivel Rant by Old Slaughter February 26, 2010

Swiveltexting 

When one sits on a swiveling stool and text messages.

Another name for fucking the dog.
Rob spent the day swiveltexting instead of doing his job.
Swiveltexting by Abed Troy June 19, 2010