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Shitstopher Reeves 

When you take a shit for so long that you make your legs go numb. When you try and stand up you fall onto the floor.
Dude i sat on the toilet so long last night that i pulled a Shitstopher Reeves and smashed my head off the floor.
Shitstopher Reeves by CroppingMeat November 2, 2011

Sistopher 

It's a somewhat degrading way to call someone a "sister" because at the same time you're calling them a man.
Christopher + Sister = Sistopher.
Just like Joseph + Brother = Broseph.
Guy: What's up Sistopher?
Girl: -________- Nothing BROSEPH.
Guy: Lol wow. Really?
Girl: Yesh :b
Sistopher by TheOppositeOfYou November 27, 2011

Swisstherius

A very swiss person who eats lots of felines and enjoys it.
Person 1: Yo I'm a swisstherius
Person 2:*traumatized* you enjoy eating felines??
Swisstherius by veryrealswisstherius November 30, 2022

Wisstopher 

An angry middle aged man, who eats only pizza whilst morally objecting to anything he considered to be "not woke enough"
Look at that Wisstopher, spitting his bacon all over his life partner podges as he argues about Greta Thunburg again
Wisstopher by Defo not cliff January 16, 2023

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026