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swisstern 

Who's that guy at the Espresso machine?

Oh, that's Mark, our Swisstern.
swisstern by tribeca December 16, 2005

[Swisserole] 

To take an object (any object) and insert into an orifice.
Hey Fred! Have you seen Wilma? She looked so good I wanted to Swisserole her!
Is a term that describes two non biological sisters who have been switched at birth. Most swisters are unaware that they are with the wrong family until they learn the devasting news that their whole life is a lie.
Mom: why is my baby so ugly? She doesn't even resemble me.

Twenty years later.....
Mom: I got a DNA test and my daughter isn't actually my daughter. They've been switched at birth.

A few months later...
Mom: my real daughter is actually uglier than her swister. That means
I'm ugly too. My life is ruined :(

Real daughter: my real mom! She's so ugly. Wait I'm ugly too. But I'm
swisters with someone
Swisters by Julio_Manchester May 14, 2009

[Swisserole] 

To stick an object (any object) into an orifice (any).
Hey Fred, have you seen Wilma? She looked so good I wanted to Swisserole her!

[Swisserole] 

To take an object (any object) and insert into an orifice.
Hey Fred! Have you seen Wilma? She looked so good I wanted to Swisserole her!

swisspers 

When you whisper into a girls vagina and she cums in your face.
Dude! I was at Grace's house last night and she totally swisspers
swisspers by fluenzaharb December 12, 2016