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Swisspoon 

A general word that may be used as a noun or verb to describe any person, thing or action, much like the word "smurf" on the Smurfs cartoon. It is most often used among friends to ridicule each other. The word is derived from the time my friend Eric took a concoction of several drugs and lots of alcohol and kept saying "swisspoon" for no apparent reason. It stuck as his nickname and infiltrated the vernacular of many students at UC-Davis during the late 1990s. The word was also shortened to "swiss" and the suffixes "-swissy" and "-swisser(s)."
"What's up, swisspoon?"

"Just when the party was about to get good, those chicks next door bustered in and swisspooned our sesh."
Swisspoon by djrijk June 23, 2004
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shitspoon face 

Face a person makes when they are hatin' it. Looks like someone's trying to get them to eat a spoonful of shit.
Damn, Tom's got a shitspoon face. This can't be good.
shitspoon face by Johnny April 22, 2004

Swissphone:The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Swissphone:The First Juvenile Release

Swisstoni 

A middle aged small-businessman undergoing a midlife crisis. Preferably wearing a grey suit and sporting a platinum-blond bouffant quiff.
Yeah bless him he's a real Swisstoni
Swisstoni by tonyharrison January 6, 2008

Swisslion 

swisslion is a dumbass

Swissport Tug 

The act of a man or woman, Inserting Toblerone into their anus while masterbating.
“I need to call the doctor, Nathan’s on his 4 Swissport tug of the day
Swissport Tug by Fordy6969 August 1, 2022

Swissport Tug 

The act of inserting a Toblerone into one’s anus while Masterbating.
“Caught Nathan having Swissport Tug in the airport toilets. Safe to say it’s the last time he’s allowed in duty free”