(adj.) term used to describe perfect randomness, uniqueness, and one-of-a-kind events, people, situations, etc. Used freely in any situation of epic proportions that you know no one has ever experienced before.
"Orthogonal pigeons dropping little rectangles. Oh, just keep it Swisher!"
"Don't do the idiot! Oh Swisher!"
"Smoke 'em if you have 'em. Relax if you don't. Keep it Swisher!"
"Don't do the idiot! Oh Swisher!"
"Smoke 'em if you have 'em. Relax if you don't. Keep it Swisher!"
by swisherlover October 6, 2011
Drinking straight out of a bottle of alcohol like vodka or tequila instead of pouring it into a cup or mixing it with juice.
by the_drunk_girl February 12, 2012
by peruvianrock July 30, 2008
As first defined by Rush Limbaugh, a term used to describe a homosexual; frequently used by hipsters.
Brad: "Oh man, when you stuck it in my ass it totally hurt."
Mike: "Don't be a fuckin' swisher or I'll pump you even harder next time."
Mike: "Don't be a fuckin' swisher or I'll pump you even harder next time."
by Darrdon Nasawecter June 11, 2006
by Johnyjohnington July 13, 2014
cool flilthy awesome sweet stylish trendy hip with-it groovy nifty tight dope
A word originating in Shoreline, WA meaning cool or awesome. It is a very easy and fun word to use.
A word originating in Shoreline, WA meaning cool or awesome. It is a very easy and fun word to use.
by hanseroc September 2, 2006
A type of Stall-Walker. One who briskly swishes water over their hands without using soap after taking a leak or a dump.
Gabe: Answer me this Alfred, did you make mud pies when you were a kid?
Alfred: Sure did Gabe, how did you know?
Gabe: Well, when you swished instead of using soap after you came out of the toilet you pretty much just made a doo-doo cake in your hands. (pause) With pee extract.
Red: Yo chief, can me and Hank get some of your potato chips?
Slim: Didn’t ya’ll just come out of the can?
Red: Yep
Slim: Did ya’ll wash your hands with soap?
Red: Nope
Slim: Ain’t neither one of you Swisher’s stickin’ your stink’n hands in my bag.
Alfred: Sure did Gabe, how did you know?
Gabe: Well, when you swished instead of using soap after you came out of the toilet you pretty much just made a doo-doo cake in your hands. (pause) With pee extract.
Red: Yo chief, can me and Hank get some of your potato chips?
Slim: Didn’t ya’ll just come out of the can?
Red: Yep
Slim: Did ya’ll wash your hands with soap?
Red: Nope
Slim: Ain’t neither one of you Swisher’s stickin’ your stink’n hands in my bag.
by Carey Christian/Lionel Grimes July 11, 2008