When a school bully takes you into the bathroom and dunks your head in the toilet, then flushes it repeatedly so it swirls all around your head.
In high school I used to give this kid named Eric swirlies in his own piss. I would sneak up on him while he was taking a piss, wait for him to finish, then grab him before he could flush and shove his head in for a good long while. Yup, He got a lot of piss swirlies.
by Rappunk799 June 18, 2014
Where a persons head is put down the toilet, which is then flushed. Used by woman to humiliate their parter after using the loo.
My wife called me into the bathroom one day, i thought she wanted some kinkyness, but instead said she wanted to give me a swirlie, next thing i knew my head was being rammed down the toilet into her stinky shit, and then flushed.
by #@ March 18, 2007
1) A childish form of punishment; see above.
2) A tantalizing method of analingus. Requires precise dexterity of the tongue but success is often duly rewarded.
2) A tantalizing method of analingus. Requires precise dexterity of the tongue but success is often duly rewarded.
1) That fucking prick gave me a swirlie and ruined my hairdo! Fuck that!
2) Mmm...I did the swirlie to my girl and her pussy melted off.
2) Mmm...I did the swirlie to my girl and her pussy melted off.
by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 17, 2003
I was expecting high school to be filled with people giving each other swirlies and pushing people into lockers.
by Lauren the Dork October 3, 2017
Sometimes when I j/o and I'm feeling swirly I'll put a finger in my butt.
Person 1: You feeling swirly?
Person 2: Nah, I'm just going to browse reddit for the day as usual...
Person 1: You feeling swirly?
Person 2: Nah, I'm just going to browse reddit for the day as usual...
by Dan Tomson July 29, 2011
To get drunk or high or all types of fucked up. To take it to the next level. You often do things you will regret in the morning.
"Hey bro you wanna get swirly tonight?" "I was so swirly last night I saw a horse on a skate board!"
by xoxoswirlzz March 5, 2015
Someone who's existence is merely a holding pattern in the toilet bowl of life and who will go swirling down the drain at the slightest decrease in forward inertia. So weak is their character and constitution, that the slightest emotional bump in the road will send them swirling away. They won't even have time to curl up in the fetal position and suck their thumb.
He's such swirlie. He quit his job, citing self-esteem issues, then spiraled further into depression and self-loathing after moving into his mother's basement.
by jpinbayview April 9, 2009