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I saw a drink at Tully's coffee that was called a "swirkle" so I thought it would make a good sex act, like donkey punch for example. My buddy came up with a really disgusting definition and it goes something like this.... A swirkle is when you vomit in a chick's mouth and then stir it with your erection.
And you have to be a dumb frat guy to qualify for swirkle privileges.
"Hey Buddy! Come over man, my girl is passed the fuck out! I'm going to give her a fucking swirkle man! Alright! Rock on Bro!"
swirkle by belfast brian April 21, 2004
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Swarkles 

Is the name for the couple of Barney and Robin of Howi I Met Your Mother, usually used in fandoms. The name comes from the combination of the words Swarley (The name Barney had for an episode) and Sparkles (The last name Robin used while she was a teen singer in Canada, Robin Sparkles)
Oh, I love the Swarkles couple, they are so cute together
Swarkles by yellowumbrella January 30, 2014
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Swinklefunk

1. The remaining ass crust on an unwashed pair of boxers.

2. A mythical creature that lives in laundry detergent.

3. The man. The guy. The eternal scrub-owner.
Person 1: "Hey dude, you want to go and play videogames?"
Person 2: "Naw dude, I've got to clean the swinklefunk out of my underwear."
Swinklefunk by DaKunkkaDunk May 6, 2014
shiney + sparkley, CREATED BY MEMBER WHO CREATED THIS ACCOUNT!!
Kaylee: Look at the stars!
Nova: Such shirkle!
shirkle by meowmewo uwu February 10, 2021
Somebody who dates outside of their race.
I am a swirler because I love diversity.
Swirler by JustMe.Com June 29, 2015
Crazy good. Combining "marvelous" and "swirl".
Thats swirvle. "We need an idea that is swirvle enough." Swirvle product. Swirvle idea. He´s swirvle when it comes to playing videogames.
Swirvle by human#12909223891289 April 25, 2021

Jamaican Swirlee 

When one takes a liquid shit in a toilet, and then bobs for apples in the toilet, while a Jamaican does them from behind.
“Grandma, why didn’t you answer the phone last night?”

“Sorry sweetie, I was busy getting a Jamaican Swirlee!”