Swing Hammer 

When a man gets kicked in the ass so hard his dick swings up then whips down and strikes him in the balls.

I pissed my girlfriend off so she gave me a swing hammer when I was walking away.

Swing Hammer by ghost__16 February 19, 2008

Go Swing A Hammer

A phrase used and directed towards those who simply aren't doing anything with their life and to do something productive and purposeful instead

-Definition cocreated with @itzjustnoize-

Bro: "Get the fuck off your ass and go swing a hammer! You haven't done shit all day. "

Go Swing A Hammer by Element VIP April 14, 2026

Swing the Sledge Hammer 

to masturbate, usually until orgasm

Man, I really needed to swing the sledge hammer after I saw Sara today!

Swing the Sledge Hammer by >>>Hurricane Andrew<<< November 9, 2008