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1. n. A place where pigs are kept, bred and or raised. Piggery.

2. n. An imagined yet wholly real establishment, facility or environment in which detestable and offensive vermin masquerading as humans are manufactured, conjured or born. See swine, womb and society.

3. abs n. An expression or actioning of behaviour befitting a swine.
1. One might find ham hocks at the local swinery.

2. The swinery sure is producing an abundance of scum this year. One of the most memorable vintages yet.

3. Failing to deliver and absconding with $300; What swinery!
swinery by half-born potato juice February 7, 2010
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When one coughs, sneezes, or breathes and everyone assumes they have swine flu.
Bob's a bit swiney this week, i reckon we should quarantine him with Glen 20.
swiney by Crittle-Lee June 10, 2009

Swiney Hiney

Unlike the Swine Influenza where your symptoms are mostly respiratory with high fevers and can kill you, Swiney Hiney is mainly intestinal with high fevers which makes you squat,squeal, squeak and shit your brains out and may even cause death.
Shitting your brains out for days. Squatting, squealing, squeaking and squawking. Becoming dehydrated and maybe death which is diagnosed as "The Swiney Hiney Flu".
Swiney Hiney by Michelly711 November 9, 2009
Have you seen Jamal?
Naw nigga I heard hes got swines.
Swines by D137 5N4PPL3 October 12, 2009

swiney todd 

a person who feels swiney (swine flu) but doesn't necessarily mean that the person contracted the virus
Male 1 : Sorry can't go today, i feel feverish
Male 2 : A'ight Swiney Todd! Get well.
swiney todd by unoneted July 20, 2009

Owine Fucks Swines 

When a Example:Owine fucks a swine it means a kid named Example:Owine has anal sex with a pig after hypocritically accuses someone of masturbating a dog
Guy 1: Man Example: Owine fucks swines right?
Guy 2: what did Example: Owine do to you?
Guy 1: said I jerk off dogs the thick-head.

swinely president 

A dirty, annoying, meddling class president.
Rich Nole is a filthy little swinely president.
swinely president by ballsack January 4, 2005