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Noun - 1. One who wakes a true friend up the depths of a euphoric slumber induced from a night of extreme cardsharking.
"Dude, I got caught cheatin' last night, they kicked my ass, and you wanna wake me up to laugh at me. You're such a swinegoat."
by Dan J. Smith January 13, 2008

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