Tucker Swindler the guy all girls want tall with broad shoulders and a smile that’ll make you cry he’s so cute and charming with a sense of humor at the same time his laugh lights up the whole room but I’ll have to fight for that
by Makk 247068 December 9, 2019
by the_master_of_funk September 23, 2010
also the verb: to swindle cum. To abscond and/or purloin with bodily fluids from an unsuspecting or oblivious individual, often with an insidious or devious nature. Used colloquially to describe a swingin, promiscuous, or otherwise evil individual.
God damn! That Jasper really is bein' a cum swindler tonite. Cleetis was havin' sex with his sister and that idjit just done in there like a cum swindler! YIIIIHAW!!!!
by Darrell#1 May 16, 2010
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