Swindle sheets 

Trucker's slang for the log books they are usually required to take along on their trips. Some truckers hate taking these along, because they have to document all sorts of information that may affect how much money they make.

"...We tore up all a our swindle sheets an' left 'em settin' on the scales..."

Swindle sheets by Chairman May 2, 2005

fizzy swindle

When you jizz in a girls crawl space but pretend you didn't because you know she is not on the pill.

See that stupid pregnant bitch? I heard Chuck did a fizzy swindle on that whore.

fizzy swindle by SprintTM December 20, 2008

Swindle Cake

Cake that tastes of extortion, because it was obtained through extortion.

When we get the cake, you'll get the combination. Mmm...this cake tastes like swindle cake!

Swindle Cake by quid pro quo 4 February 26, 2010

Fart Swindler 

Someone who pretends to hate farts so you will fart and then they secretly enjoy it .

Ahhh gross ! She lied, as she vigorously sniffed her surroundings after the fart ripped through the atmosphere. She's a fart swindler who conned at fart .

Fart Swindler by dingusoftheday September 19, 2012

Swindleshanks 

One who cheats others out of their hard earned money by trickery of a low order

That boy be a swindleshanks if ever I saw one!!

Swindleshanks by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Swincie 

The term coined for an impossible relationship ongoing between a Swinnie and a Lucie.

Typically high earthquake warnings would arise in areas where any Swincies are active. This is due to the immense density of a Swinnie, its weight is simply too much for the crust of the earth to bear. In rare cases it has been observed that the crust or the earth simply snaps into pieces.

A swincie relationship is very clearly impossible due to its lack of a dynamic. The duo have most likely never made eye contact for more than 278.33 micro seconds ( to the nearest hundredth of a micro second ) .

In an average Swincie scenario the Swinnie will attempt to pretend he has either a girlfriend already or a crush. This is clearly false because Swinnies one and only love is for Lucie, even if it will never succeed.

Person 1 : Hey did you hear about those earthquakes happening nearby?

Person 2 : Yeah crazy, huh.

Person 3 : You know, it was probably a Swincie.

Person 1 : Oh damn, heard those were popping up again in the neighbouring town.

Person 2 : Yeah it all makes sense now. Those damn Swincies

Swincie by SwincieIsALie420 October 8, 2020

Jackson Swindle 

1.A slang term for a very orange object. i.e. Fruits, colors, blemishes, etc.

2.A slang term for receding hairline

1.Man, these carrots are such Jackson Swindles. Such a deep, orange color.

2.Bro, are you stressed? You've got a Jackson Swindle hairline going on.

Jackson Swindle by Word boi December 3, 2018