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swiggity swag 

The term used by actually good-aimed teenagers to make fun of swagfags. Usually put into a rhyming pattern, swiggity swag can be used in many terms, and can be rhymed with anything they can possibly think of, switching the "swag" part of the term with a new word, just starting with "sw". Parodying the horrible nature of people who actually think their swag can conquer anything, this puts the term into jokes, and can be laughed upon with good manner.
"Swiggity swag, all you people are fags!"
"Swiggity sway, did you have your breakfast today?"
"Swiggity swupid, you're pretty stupid."

"Swiggity swag, do you ever feel like a plastic bag?" -Katy Perry
"Swiggity swissile, here comes the missile!" -Kim Jong Un

Swiggity Swag 

You say this when you want to know what’s in the bag.
Me: SWIGGITY SWAG WHAT’S IN THE BAG

Literally anyone: shut the fuck up you’re so unfunny
Swiggity Swag by pantaking69 June 30, 2022

Swiggity Swag 

Bad,Dirt,Low in THC, bud.
Swiggity Swag by lil Elmo November 25, 2003

Swiggity Swag 

An nonsensical alliteration used to describe some as cool. The term comes from the Edd Ed n Eddy episode "from Over Your Ed" from 1999, used to make fun of faking being hip with an in-group. The meaning of each word: 'swig' means to quickly gulp down a drink, and 'swag' (clipping of swagger) means to sway stylishly, or to brag loudly about being stylish. -ity is added to monosyllabic words like 'swig' to fit a rhythm pattern—and the same as -ety.

swaggity 

When your dignity is all based on swag. A superficial person will often be seen as riding the swaggity train.
Person 1: He don't seem to care as long as he feel his own swag.

Person 2: Yeah, he is too self-absorbed to realise that he comes off superficial.
Person 1: Agree. He's all swaggity.
swaggity by John Didit October 30, 2013

Truman's Law of Singular Swaggity 

The physical property was discovered by the MCHS senior class of 2011 while observing their colleague, Truman. It was determine that his own natural attraction to swag also branches out to people around him so they attract swag while in his general vicinity.
1: Nigga, where'd you get all that swag!?
2: Haven't you heard of Truman's Law of Singular Swaggity?
1: Damn, you been hanging with Truman? Lucky asshole! >.<