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One does not just become a Swig Fig, one is born a Swig Fig. They spend their days eating Fig Newton's and they enjoy parties at Rippee's. A Swig Fig is NEVER LATE, everyone else is simply early. A swig fig needs to be filet mignoned, and they must work on the Rippeefication process.
Guy: Who is that? He looks like such a swig fig.

Guy #2: He's such a swig fig.
by FigMaster October 27, 2014
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