A person with a fierce ass that likes to be shown and has been hooked by a unsignifcant other that is hung like a stud field mouse. For some reason he has a growth hanging down that he likes to calls "bubblegum."
When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.
Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy gave me a swifty.