Swervasaurus Rex 

1. When one is intoxicated to the point that they begin staggering and swerving from side to side imitating sounds they believe might have come from a dinosaur.

2. When a man get so much pussy that he can be likened to a predatory dinosaur on the hunt for cunt.

- My Bro was so wasted last night that he turned into a Swervasaurus Rex.

Q: Jake has slept with a different chick like every night this week hasn't he?
A: Yeah man, he is a total Swervasaurus Rex!

Swervasaurus Rex by Rawberta Doggins November 17, 2009

spermasaurus

1. A girl who runs on sperm like a car runs off filthy arab, sand nigger gas.
2. A girl who loves pleasuring reptiles
3. A girl who ingests a large amount of semen.

Dam, i saw a girl funnel 40 ounces of sperm last night, she was a real spermasaurus.

spermasaurus by Anthony Urballica September 16, 2006

Spermasaurus Rex 

When someone who, after reserving an OG-Mudbone amount of schpunk for an extended period of time, releases his "seed" with such ferosity that he lets out a roar of relief and the meanest, biggest load ever (basically cums a water bottle or 5). It ejaculates with speed and power, and no condom can hold it back. It is the Spermasourus Rex, the true ruler of the Animal Kingdom.

"Yo dude! How'd it go last night?"

"Man, it was a freaking Spermasaurus Rex! It was the mega load! It even tore the condom, and she just drowned in it!"

Spermasaurus Rex by YacobEnterprizes April 2, 2014

Swervature 

The degree of swerving; a swerved condition/ the state of swerve

(at a point of swerve) the derivative of the inclination of the tangent with respect to arc length.

Damn, ay he got that fresh on dripping swagoo 8 outta 10 on tha swervature scale bih, word to God!

Swervature by Constantine_Rubby April 19, 2018

Spermasaurus

A dinosaur that gulps cum

Keita was a right spermasaurus this weekend.

Spermasaurus by Cummlittlewank April 6, 2022

Spermasaurus Rex 

When someone who, after reserving an OG-Mudbone amount of schpunk for an extended period of time, releases his "seed" with such ferosity that he lets out a roar of relief and the meanest, biggest load ever (basically cums a water bottle or 5). It ejaculates with speed and power, and no condom can hold it back. It is the Spermasourus Rex, the true ruler of the Animal Kingdom.

"Yo dude! How'd it go last night?"

"Man, i was a freaking Spermasaurus Rex! It was the mega load! It even tore the condom, and she just drowned in it!"

Spermasaurus Rex by YacobEnterprizes April 2, 2014

Swervature 

Noun.
The exact degree to which you swerve someone.

She never texted back help me figure out how hard I should swerve her.

Swervature.

Swervature by DJ whatever December 7, 2016