Sweaty Man Titty 

Caused when a man with a man boob does some form of activity that causes his man assets to sweat up.

"I went for a jog this morning and my man boobs starting sweating! I need to shower now as I have sweaty man titty".

Sweaty Man Titty by manboobzzz September 24, 2011

Sweaty Man Conundrum 

When you are inside wearing a jacket and you get so sweaty that you can't take your jacket off, because then you'll reveal just how wet your clothes are under the jacket.

Mate, yesterday I was in a meeting and I was wearing a jacket. Before I knew it I experienced the Sweaty Man Conundrum, my T-shirt was soaking wet so I had to leave the jacket on for 2 hours.

Sweaty Man Conundrum by Skoyð June 2, 2016

sweaty man salad 

an orgy of men all tangled up in a big pile of homosexual lovin', this will of course make them very sweaty, it is only a true salad if it has at least 7 men, preferably of different races to make it similiar to a salad

dave: yo last night I walked in on my brother and the western all stars basketball team in a total sweaty man salad!

mike: who was invlolved?

dave: Yao Ming, Steve Nash, Tracy McGrady, Dirk Nowitzki, Kobe Bryant, Ray Allen, Kevin Garnett, my brother and even Avery Johnson!

mike: wow that sounds like quite the event to witness

dave: who knew a guy Ray Allen's size could bend in such ways?

sweaty man salad by Bran Flakes! July 27, 2006

Sweety Man 

A paedophile, someone who interfers with kids, because of the stereotype that paedo's lure kids into cards with sweets.

Ian: Look at steve with his colm over and trenchcoat over there....
Carl: Man looks like a proper....
Carl & Ian: SWEETY MAN!

Sweety Man by Gripple Dorf November 5, 2010

Landon James Sweatman 

A word to describe someone with no friends who deserves to die, in hell.

Yeah, Brandon’s a bit of a Landon James Sweatman

Landon James Sweatman by jedgard October 15, 2021

Sweatman 

Some guys that have big dicks think they are God's gift to women. Then you find out they are just a big Dick.

I saw Sweatman at the club picking up a lady. Then I saw the lady about a couple of years later. Sweatman turned her into a big dick.

Sweatman by Sweatman victim May 30, 2022

MORGAN SWEATMAN 

Sometimes annoying but that's bc they love the attention. They will be the best comfort you could ever have. But they can't learn how to mind theirs

MORGAN sweatman

MORGAN SWEATMAN by Jalop2p1 October 17, 2019