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Sweatshirt Boner 

The bump that sticks out when you sit while wearing a zip-up sweatshirt.

...Everybody's got them, but nobody wants them...
I shouldn't have worn my new zip-up hoodie today. I had to hide my sweatshirt boner every time I sat down.
Sweatshirt Boner by CourtKase March 5, 2011

sweatshirt 

P1: Did you hear the song, Sweatshirt?

P2: Yo, If i did, would I be alive right now?
sweatshirt by Neutral June 2, 2016

sweatshirt 

a piece of clothing that you could put over your body to keep you warm just like jacob satourisis’s music video. jacob said that you could wear his sweatshirt.
jacob: you can wear my sweatshirt
girl 1: yessss!!!!!
girl 2: ugh no i don’t want that

Sweatshirt 

Bro that song was so sweatshirt
Sweatshirt by SaucyMexican July 22, 2016

Sweatshirt 

Definition #1: A song ruined by Jacob Sartorious
Definition#2: A coat type things that are hella warm and comfy often the things girls steal from their boyfriend
Girl: can I have your sweatshirt?

Boy: No
Girl: *Takes it anyway*
Sweatshirt by Kaye♡ December 22, 2018

sweatshirt booger 

A lint ball that forms on a sweatshirt. They often form in clumps.
In an effort to annoy her, Linda picked one of the sweatshirt boogers from her sleeve, reached over and put it on Rona's leg.
sweatshirt booger by Heather R January 4, 2009