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Swatgasm 

Noun: 1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of coolness, resulting from the stimulation of being a SWAT "operator" and gathering with other "operators" wearing awesome gear and taking bad ass pictures.
2. an instance of experiencing this.
3. intense or unrestrained excitement associated with being around SWAT operators.
4. an instance or occurrence of such excitement

Verb: 5. To have a swatgasm.

See also: SOFgasm.
Q: Why are all those guys in American Flag Hats having such a good time?
A: They are having a Swatgasm. Good thing they are wearing American Flag Hats, otherwise I would have thought they were Brits, and thus, gay.

If it weren't for the constant Swatgasms, I would have to do actual police work.
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"Sup with all the weak ass horses?"

A anachronism commonly used on poker staking forums to describe the lack of quality horses (players) to stake
spackle: "swatwah"

dmoney: "I don't know, all these guys suck worse than you!"
swatwah by neverbeg August 27, 2008
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swagwasfounded 

swagwasfounded is super swaggy and cool
they like dsmp
even tho their name says was they still r swag
1 hey do u know swagwasfounded
2no who is it
3 swagwasfounded is swag
swagwasfounded by ghfkgjf September 8, 2021

swagwasfounded 

literally one of the nicest editors ever.

rlly swag cant convince me otherwise smh
omg! it’s kiera! the one, the only, SWAGWASFOUNDED!
swagwasfounded by aesnime December 20, 2021

smatwasmo 

Slam me against the wall and slut me out 😩😈
Girl: I wish they would just smatwasmo
smatwasmo by Ur next best fling March 15, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026