New Word... Wastyfaced. (adj.) waste-e-face-t
Body: -The facial expression after consuming a large amount of alcohol in a short period of time leaving what is also known as a "perma-grin." Where one eye is never as open as much as the other, lips and cheeks have problems coordinating themslves so they resemble real facial expressions.
(Noun) When a person consumes a gross amount of alcohol they become "swasthyfaced,"; having the wasted face of an individual who is wearing their wasty-pants.