swastyfaced 

someone who is extremely drunk.

"Did you see Jose last night? He was swastyfaced"... "lets get swastyfaced tonight"

swastyfaced by CUPCAKE-DUH February 25, 2009

Smashyfaced 

When you're a little more than smashed but a little less than shitfaced, you're ready to party.

After a few drinks at the pub, Matt was feeling a little smashyfaced and ready to party like a rockstar.

Smashyfaced by PartyMatt May 9, 2018

Wastyfaced

New Word... Wastyfaced. (adj.) waste-e-face-t
Body: -The facial expression after consuming a large amount of alcohol in a short period of time leaving what is also known as a "perma-grin." Where one eye is never as open as much as the other, lips and cheeks have problems coordinating themslves so they resemble real facial expressions.

He's so torn up he's wastyfaced.

Wastyfaced by Djalli March 21, 2007

swasthyfaced 

(Noun) When a person consumes a gross amount of alcohol they become "swasthyfaced,"; having the wasted face of an individual who is wearing their wasty-pants.

Chelsey is going to be so swasthyfaced on Monday.

swasthyfaced by Cer@11 December 15, 2014

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019