Shartled 

v. To be surprised so violently that you poop your pants.

"Man you really shartled me with that rubber spider! I have to go home."

Shartled by Markalept October 22, 2009

startled moose

When a man is partaking in Doggy Style with a women, he "Changes Holes" sudenly without warning. Meanwhile a friend is hiding with a camera ready. As the women shows a "startled" expression on her face, the man puts his hands behind the women's head like moose antlers. This is the point where the hiding friend jumps out and takes a photo. She then looks like a startled moose.

Wow, perfect picture man, it was taken right at perfect moment. I cant wait to show her boyfriend the startled moose.

startled moose by hotdogthief February 19, 2008

Snartled 

When someone snores soooooo f.....ng loud they wake themselves up not knowing what has happened!

Michael told me that he was snoring sooooooo loud this morning that it startled him and he woke up! He couldn't believe he Snartled!!

Snartled by rene bootmaker March 4, 2013

startled gecko 

When you're sexing a girl from behind against a wall, and you "accidentally" slip it into her ass.
she will proceed to 'climb the wall' like a startled gecko.

Nick couldn't stand up anymore so he gave Emma a startled gecko. We're still waiting for her to climb down from the roof.

startled gecko by L-Mo April 29, 2008

swartzed 

Getting shafted by having to work with a psychopath. Someone who, much like a turd in a swimming pool, will ruin everyone's day -- and eventually everyone's life.

Mark was really worried about the new guy assigned to his team; he didn't want to risk getting swartzed again.

swartzed by Doctor Jones June 19, 2007

startledly 

adverb form of the word startled

"Startledly isn't a word?!" He exclaimed startledly.

startledly by Switzerland Rowingcanoe March 4, 2009

Shartled 

to surprise ones self with a shart rather than a fart

Hannah tried to fart but was immediately shartled by the mess in her pants

Shartled by Alj0928 December 6, 2018