v. To be surprised so violently that you poop your pants.
"Man you really shartled me with that rubber spider! I have to go home."
Waiting until the last minute of the work day to turn in something that was supposed to be submitted by the end of the day thusly preventing another co-worker from going home early.
I'm supposed to meet Amber at 5:30. I swear to God if you 4:59 me with these status reports I'll burn your house down.
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