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When you are completely wet from your ass crack to the top of your back. Causes extreme wetness and grossness. Usually caused with direct sunlight.
Jesus dude, i don't want to play basketball anymore until you wipe yourself down with a towel, you have massive Swampage.
swampage by Swampage April 17, 2008
"snappage" is a term used for someone who has broken their erect penis
Did you hear the news? Zane got a snappage last night
snappage by mortal13 October 8, 2018

oh-snappage 

A word similar to ownage. Used to show a persons extreme ability and skill
Dude, what's with the Oh-Snappage?
oh-snappage by Twelver January 16, 2005
Slappage is the amount by which your balls urgently slap against the arse of the female you're banging.
example 1:
Stud thinking: "I need to give it more slappage, a lot more come on ya bitch get screamin"

example 2: man and wife in bed
Woman : "Oh for gods sake Derek give it some fuckin arsehole slappage will you, come on swing them bollocks like a pair of demolition balls"
slappage by fahuck muhommad March 5, 2008

ball slappage 

When you are preforming some physical labour or running and your balls slap back and forth creating a soft slapping noise
This one time i was scraping paint at ym friends house, and the ball slappage could be heard throughout the hallway
ball slappage by Josh May 13, 2005
Slap*äge: adverb: when a song is said to slap.
"That song's got much slappage, total banger.
Slappage by AlilineConsortiumLVNV December 15, 2021