The act of switching babies for fun.
Chris: hey Collin wanna go Swapping after school?
Collin: hell yeah! lets switch a black baby with a white one today!
Chris: sounds great!
by sawggalicious soul man November 16, 2011
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When you go through your friends phone and change the settings to make it so when he says men it says women and when he says women it says men.
You: do you like men or women?
Friend: women, and minors
Other friend: what a classic swap!
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023
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Swapping has become common place on various internet forum boards like makeupalley, where women will swap e-coli infested lipsticks and perfume that is watered down with urine. It's a dicey thing to do because you never know if the mascare you swapped for was swabbed with feces.
Dude I was swapping with indig0daisy and she sent me a decant of Giorgio filtered with dog urine and a hair in it.

Beware of swapping with bellydancer she sent me a lipstick covered with bukake.
by Sillage August 2, 2006
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the state of being slighty intoxicated; tipsy
"dude, i'm swapped" "she was only swapped, not drunk"
by Rae January 23, 2005
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v.t. secret substitute word for fornicating used when you are asking your friends if they would have sex with a person within hearing range. Advantage is it doesn't sound like a verb, much less a sex word.
So, would you swaps that melon-breasted cock snorkler or not?
by Chief Bootysmackah June 1, 2004
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Saturday Work Alternative Program

"Voluntary" Saturday detention that the school forces you to do (like cleaning desks, windows, chairs, computers, trash, etc.) as punishment instead of giving out suspensions. Its really not voluntary, but they say it is so they can get around child labor laws. Its usually about 4 hours long and starts at annoying times like 7 or 8 in the morning.
Zach: "Shit, I forgot to do community service hours for colleges"

Dan: "Didn't you have SWAP on Saturday? I thought that was voluntary?"

Zach: "True bro! I'm gonna put those hours down on my form to piss the school off even more!"
by ZachLP March 5, 2011
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a feat of stealth used by thieves to successfully pilfer items atop a pressure plate.
wife speaking to her husband: why is this coffee so weak, were you fucking swapping the monkey with your cup in the coffee maker again? that's it! we're getting a divorce!
by WordRepoMan January 15, 2013
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