Swanny, verb. To do a Swanny, To be almost downright amazing at everything. Completely and downright utter brilliancy. It may not be upon the first time of completion but eventually a Swanny can complete any task that is shown to him or her, with a full and excellent outcome.
A guy has never drove a racing car in his life then after one lap round a racetrack he becomes better than people who had races for a decade.

Wow you took to that like a pro. What a Swanny.
by Godtastic January 12, 2014
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A guy who's interesting. He gets angry easily, falls in love too quickly and easily. He gets his heartbroken a lot because sometimes he goes blind. He's nice, to a certain point. He's smart. He's kinda wierd. He can sing, and play guitar. Sometimes he thinks he has a little more swag than he really does. He's beautiful. And I really hope he sees this oneday and smiles. or gets mad. or just reads it and knows that someone was thinking of him.
He's kinda confusing, must be a swanny.
by some girl thinking of swanny September 22, 2011
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Swanny is a good boy who’s like a kookoojiao. He looks like a swan with a long neck and with a big beak.

He has a good heart but can be rude, he can amazing, adorable but at times be most hated
Hi he looks like a swanny.
No actually he’s a kookoojiao. Such a swanny boy’!
Adorable!
by KKJKKJ February 4, 2020
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1. The act of being beautiful, intelligent and witty. 2. A predispostion to having a short haircut. 3. One who enjoys very rough, volatile sex...including swallowing every time (and believing it's completely normal).
That girl you're seeing is such a Swanny...I heard she spent last night eating dates, drinking Cabernet and listening to Bjork.
by MakeFucker July 4, 2010
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A shitty little park that has been smashed up and taken over by druggies

People mostly piss down the slide
Let's go swannies today

Ye I sure hope there's no piss on the slide
by Misha the roadman February 16, 2019
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When a female is working out in the gym and is found to have a sweaty fanny, this is shortened to swanny or swadge (a combination of "sweaty" and "fadge").
Girl #1: Did you enjoy that workout?

Girl #2: Yeah, but I've got a bit of a swanny going!

or

Girl #1: Did you enjoy that workout?

Girl #2: Yeah, but fuck me, look at my swadge!
by Desaillez May 20, 2009
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The most delicious substance on the face of the earth, a beer only rivalled in deliciousness by Emu Export. Swan Draught is best enjoyed ice cold on tap served by the jug. It is a very popular beverage amongst university students, who will often be observed at any time of the day sitting back at the Tav, gazing wistfully out over the majestic Matilda Bay to the Swan River, enjoying a sneaky jug of swanny d rather than attending class.

Note: while many will claim that Emu Export is more delicious, they are actually simply confusing two complimentary beverages as rivals, for each heavenly nectar fulfils its own very special niche in this great hot state, 'sport is best served warm straight from the carton in the boot of a car or the tray of ones utility vehicle. Swan Draught on the other hand is the refreshment that awaits you at the oasis that is a pub awaiting you after a long drive on a hot western australian day.
"I'll have a jug of Swanny D thanks." - UWA student at 11am on a weekday
by unclemikey March 26, 2014
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