Ugly woman who wears revealing clothing with out revealing anything you'd want to see. Most likely to be seen at swimming pools, beaches, or any place where people are gathered in the summer months.
Swampthang's have no discernible breasts, or they have saggy, wrinkled breasts. Stick thin legs and arms, no butts, and faces that look like rawhide.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'