The Swahili Swindle is a sexy maneuver in which while you're doing your partner in the doggy-style position, you prick them in the ass with an AIDs infected needle.
by Mein Kampfident November 8, 2009
"Dude, I picked this chick up at a bar last night, and when she took her pants off...and she had a bunch of crusties hanging off her snatch!"
"Ha! You had your first Swahili Deli!!!"
"Ha! You had your first Swahili Deli!!!"
by ATips February 22, 2008
when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.
guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off
by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009
when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.
guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off
by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009
when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.
guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off
by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009
by the delereus November 15, 2013
A sexual act that involves a male and a female. The woman is positioned with her back on the floor and raises her hips and legs in the air so her vagina is parallel with the ceiling. The male then lets out a loud shriek before rushing over to the woman and inserts his penis into her vagina. He then vigorously, and simultaneously, pounds on her vagina like a pair of congo drums. This was first done by horny tribesmen in Swahili centuries ago. However, it was perfected by the Mayans.
Joe: I was feeling kind if diverse last night with Bonnie.
Bob: Ahhhh she gave you the old Swahili Squat Fuck.
Bob: Ahhhh she gave you the old Swahili Squat Fuck.
by TESTICLETWISTER December 22, 2013