A very dangerous disease that gives you a fever up to 105F. Usually caught from swamps and wetlands, with mild to warm temperatures. Also, it can be worsened by damp, moldy environments.

There has been more than 237 confirmed cases since 1478, but has been eradicated since 1902.

Event though its a eradicated disease, there has been some controversy on rather if it really has been eradicated. More than 2,500 US citizens believe it still floats around in certain animals, such as reptiles.

-Source:
New York Influence Lab, 2013
Swaheely Fever doesn't exist at all. Gotcha!
by Bananicus May 15, 2016
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