swagibels 

-Similar to the measurement of the loudness of a sound, the "swagibel" is a logarithmic unit of measurement that expresses the magnitude of a physical and mental quantity relative to a specified or implied reference level.

-Derived from the Latin term "decibels", swagibels are a measure of the loudness or apparentness of a said persons swag.

"dude, I was trying to mack on that girl but I was only running like 3 swagibels"

"Oh man! You were flowing sooo many swagibels! You were the life of that party!"

"I'm tired I accidentally left my swag on last night and I was running at like 117 swagibels"

swagibels by shhheeeahhhh March 30, 2010

SwagBeast 

Definitive opposite of a "HypeBeast". SwagBeasts follow only their own influence, not caring what others think about them nor what others think is "cool" or "hyped". They wear and do what they feel comfortable in and are comfortable in doing. They are really chill people in general. They don't crave attention, but definitely attract it, without the methods of cockiness or the thought of being above anyone else.

A:"Wow, look at this fool, rocking his $80 General Release Nike SB's, acting like they're the greatest shits that have ever touched the earth. You have no shoe game whatsoever. What a hypebeast!"

B:"I could care less how you feel about my shoes. They're better than your $80 Fakes that your mommy ordered for you. And another thing, I have more swag in one toenail, than you do your whole body. I am no HypeBeast, I'm a SwagBeast!"

SwagBeast by mmm8pho November 22, 2010

swagiest

the most swagy people ever ( tueli+amy ) ofc there very cool and great

and......we spam yolos

nate: tueli and amy are the swagiest

swagiest by tool box ilysm January 27, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016