Swagophile 

Borderline-retarded teenagers (and sometimes twenty-somethings) who think that having "swag" holds any meaning in the real world. Swagophiles have become very common in social media recently, especially facebook and tumblr. Swagophiles are known to post sentimental BS over a filtered instagram photo in an attempt to sound deep, when really it is just a cry for attention. Swagophiles also have the tendency to believe that having "swag" is more important than anything, including, but not limited to intelligence/good grades/education, a unique personality, an actual talent, friends, etc.

Retarded Swagophile#1: Who needs good grades when you have swag?

Retarded Swagophile#2: Who needs a condom when you got swag?

Retarded Swagophile#3: Who needs a personality when you got swag?

Forever Alone Swagophile: Who needs friends when you got swag?

Retarded Swagophile#4: Oh my god, look at this quote I posted over an instagram photo, I'm so deep!!!

Swagophile by TurkTurkleton July 17, 2012

Swagcopter 

A helicopter containing infinite swag.

Oh no a Swagcopter! The swag is inevitable.

Swagcopter by illpizzleonyonizzle October 15, 2010

Swaghole 

A typical swag douche. A combination of "Swag" and "Asshole."

Look at that swaghole, thinking he's a badass.

Swaghole by Chlamydiaisfun September 1, 2013

Swagophobia 

The fear of swag fags and everything about them. Usually mature people and people who have good common sense have this.

usage: "Bro...i think I have swagophobia."
"why?"
"because I see that swaggot treating his girl like shit,and it makes me wanna sock him in the throat"
"its I have that too"

Swagophobia by methedonekitty October 7, 2013

swaghound 

Describes a person with an insatiable appetite for swag(stuff we all get). Most likely derived from the expression "ham hound" which describes a person who hangs around the buffet table at a party eating all the ham.

The swaghound was stocking up on all the best freebies and giveaways at the industry trade show.

swaghound by Jimmy Thec August 19, 2009

swagoople 

Main Entry: swa-goo-ple

Function: verb

Etymology: ?

Date: late 20th century

1: the act of swindling, usually with things of little or no value

2: when one performs the swagoople, see noun

Function: noun

3: the most ballin' fellatio move ever, it involves swirling the tongue around all angles of the male genitalia (high-fives)

Function: adjective

4: post-ejaculate, indifference

1: "God damn it, Brian fuckin' swagoopled all the straws in the house."

2: "Once I swagoople my man, he tastes colors."

3: "Dude, once she did the swagoople, I literally tasted colors."

4: "Once I came, I was swagoopled... She didn't look nearly as sexy covered in my seed."

swagoople by Steaming Pile Of Shit September 12, 2009

Swagghop

Verb: (fr. Latin)

To take someone's style and confidence(swagg). Esp. when through humiliation and force.

(upon arriving at a club and seeing a group of much cooler guys hogging all the attention)
"Man there's some serious Swagghoppin' goin' on up in here"
"Guaranteed, yo."

(after getting challenged to a rap battle)
"Man Ima swaghop all ova you."
"Aw, hellz naw."

Swagghop by Swaghopper May 13, 2008