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/swəgərstæt/
Anything that controls the swagger of a system. Fluctuations in swag can be attributed to, but not limited to, the addition or sudden absence of a dope stride, fly duds, or fresh beats.
This party be weak. Turn up dem tunes and crank up that swaggerstat!
by YoungChris May 15, 2011