swafferdonk 

Duped, Out played, Tricked, Out Smarted

Guy 1: So he tried to get you to buy some fake ass Jordans?

Guy 2: Yeah he was trying to swafferdonk me

swafferdonk by Swirvithan L'Gooding-Splatt November 18, 2013

Saffire 

Beautiful,smart, sexy, gorgeous women can have what ever she wants . likes to dress to impress. Good hearted will do anything for her friends and family. Loves attention like to party has great taste in all areas.

"Saffire"

Wears only name brands,drives only BMW Mercedes Cadys
and dines out at only the best places

Saffire by rjmd February 5, 2010

swaffer 

Derived from the word dutch word Swaffelen, desrcribes a person who'd rather slap their flacid dick against something than actually harden up and do it

Stop being such a swaffer and ask her out already

swaffer by YourFavouriteVan May 13, 2022

swafford 

Strong hard working, often referred to as a "workaholic", trustworthy and true bloodline.

She's a swafford

swafford by Wondering December 18, 2016

saffira 

a beautiful sunflower picked by the wild ape of the south. often called saffy laffy taffy. When she comes back to brantford, she makes us all pee a lil. so damn hott that you cant touch her or you will definatly melt. has b-a-u-tiful eyes!! and hair!

1)i think saffiras in brantford again... better change my underware.

2)wow. its january and the snows melting... saffira must be in town!

3) wow your burning up... you must be suffering from saffira!

saffira by jdvbdsb,a.asvdj.,a March 13, 2008

Ari Shaffir 

A self-proclaimed "funny" comedian who has an unfunny bit called the "Amazing Racist" which is heavily rude, anti-Semitic and offensive. He is a racist piece of shit and will not last in the comedy business.

Ari Shaffir is a racist.

What part of the Ari Shaffir show was supposed to be funny?

Ari Shaffir by antiari January 5, 2014

Swaffer 

Seen in huge numbers August bank holiday weekend filling the streets of Clapham Common before, during and after SW4 festival. Definitely drunk, probably pilled up and likely to be from Essex. Average age of 24.

The female swaffer typically wears a face full of glitter And plastic gems.

‘Sorry I’m late Steve, it took me 3 hours to get from Clapham Common to Clapham North because of all the swaffers’

‘Who wants a swaffer sandwich?’

Swaffer by Fionainlondon August 31, 2018