swagmonster

a person, usually a man, who is scary in the aspect that he has so much swag. he is overpowering in the aspect of that he is a true jerk, a true man, and typically a guy who is way too arrogant, but backs it up with whatever he can.

Oh yeah, I hear he's a real swagmonster.

swagmonster by swagmonsterJ July 3, 2010

Sockmonsteredness 

n: the state of having your socks continually eaten by the washing machine, hence a decrease in the number of socks you own.

"I have a lot of sockmonsteredness lately"

Sockmonsteredness by master_gopher January 17, 2005

swampmonster 

A nasty, smelly, beast-like whore who looks like the sister of the star of 80's film classic "The Swampthing". Panic and heavy drinking always follows awakening next to this gnarly, cum-gurgling creature that is a carrier of several unknown venerial diseases.

After thowin back 16 foties of OE the night before, Tay-Tay awoke next to a swampmonster and a rashy crank.

swampmonster by Cyn City June 25, 2006

sacmonster

the act of being queer or not so legit to your friends. acting gay or being a sacmonster is raining on someones parade, think about it a sac+monster, SAY IT!

"hey dude, pass the remote."" no get your fatass self up and get it." "you SACMONSTER!"

sacmonster by creator of sac January 30, 2008

Swampmonster 

A 10 feet Dingaling that loves to do it really hard

The Swampmonster is doing it with me!!!!!

Swampmonster by RIPPLEDSLAYER January 15, 2015