1. While in the act of felatio, a male or female violently slaps and mops (swabs) his/hers face with the cock.
2. A brown noser or ass kisser.
2. A brown noser or ass kisser.
1. Last night I had my first cock swabbler and it was like a car wreck, everything going everywhere except her mouth.
2. I ran into that cock swabbler Martin, and he told me he got the promotion, I wasn't surprised.
2. I ran into that cock swabbler Martin, and he told me he got the promotion, I wasn't surprised.
by Alven G. July 22, 2009
Usually to a guy named Adam, they like to make dumb decisions! for example not playing football and staying in his hometown and not playing football!
1) picking sucking dick for a million dollars over doing a race for a million dollars that you know you can win! Or
2) hey you know that cunt swabbler? oh yeah that guy adam who plays football right?
3) You fucking Cunt Swabble... wanna make some money the easy way or the "hard" way?
2) hey you know that cunt swabbler? oh yeah that guy adam who plays football right?
3) You fucking Cunt Swabble... wanna make some money the easy way or the "hard" way?
by Poseidonthepussywetta October 3, 2011
a male and/or female that finds overwhelming satisfaction in having a scrotum in or around their mouth.
by Ron Kromer April 3, 2008