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Another term for bj
"Yo bro did she give you some swabbie last night?"
Swabbie by personality_unhappy February 26, 2021

House Swabbie 

A BIG ass insult to a person who rarely leaves their home (aka a homebody). They're like a Q-tip swab....they sit around doing nothing untill somebody comes to take em' "out of their box".
You plan on takin' your girl to the club, but she wants to just sit around and watch tv...

"BITCH, we goin' to da club. Ya need ta get da fuck out dis joink an stop bein' a house swabbie!"
House Swabbie by Montigue December 31, 2006
1. one who performs a nasal or throat swab for the detection of bacteria or virus

2. one who swabs any surface
A swabber can prevent false results during covid-19 test if he's thoroughly following protocols
swabber by timlight April 22, 2020

Deck swabbing 

When you meet a man for the first time and you use the hand that's not shaking theirs to reach down and feel their package.
When meeting one's future in-laws it is considered polite to give the father a good deck swabbing to see what lies below.

stabbier 

comparatively more stabby; or, a comparatively higher chance of a stabbing incident occurring.
When she's got PMS, she gets much stabbier than usual.

As the meeting dragged on, Dustin was feeling stabbier and stabbier.
stabbier by atiasmyrolemodel February 28, 2009

Cock swabbler 

1. While in the act of felatio, a male or female violently slaps and mops (swabs) his/hers face with the cock.

2. A brown noser or ass kisser.
1. Last night I had my first cock swabbler and it was like a car wreck, everything going everywhere except her mouth.

2. I ran into that cock swabbler Martin, and he told me he got the promotion, I wasn't surprised.
Cock swabbler by Alven G. July 22, 2009