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svinoyed 

(literally "pork-eater" in Russian) this terms is

a term of insult (used exclusively by Jews and Muslims to insult other Jews and Muslims) for Jews and Muslims who eat pork/ham/ bacon in public and yet define themselves as Jews or Muslims when presenting themselves to other people.
Muslim in a Jerusalem park: Hey you russian Jew of a svinoyed, stop eating your damn ham/and cheese sandwich, you know that we are not only in the Holy Land, but G-ds Holy City .

Jew eating ham in the same park: oh shove off, here in Israel, Church and State are separate.

Muslim; Church and State in Israel were never separate, not since the end of The Crusades. and besides, do i have to teach you that Israel is supposed to be a Davidic Monarchy, so therefore again no secular svinoyed allowed?
svinoyed by Uncle Dimma December 29, 2012
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svinoyed 

literally translated as "pork-eater"from Russian this terms is

a) a term of insult (used exclusively by Jews and Muslims to insult other Jews and Muslims) for Jews and Muslims who haven't converted out of their respective religions but who still continue to eat pork/ham/ bacon (among other pork containing foods) in public and yet define themselves as Jews or Muslims when presenting themselves to other people.

b) an offensive term for an overweight/obese person
boy a: my girlfriend is plump, and I mean, lol, juicy plump but i am afraid for her health; she may soon become a svinoyed altogether.

boy b) how you got yourself a bird with such an attitude in the first place is over my head, way over my head

boy a) continue to be damno quod non intelligo. However, men are from Mars, women are from Venus.

boy b): what you could do is start going to the gym, and taking care of your lifestyle first, and then ask her nicely, once you have gone from insulting her as a svinoyed to calling her a porkchop, ask her nicely to go join you at the gym. I think she'll appreciate it that much more.
svinoyed by Uncle Dimma May 3, 2012
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svinoyed 

(literally translated as "pork-eater"from Russian) this terms is

a) a term of insult (used exclusively by Jews and Muslims to insult other Jews and Muslims) for Jews and Muslims who eat pork/ham/ bacon in public and yet define themselves as Jews or Muslims when presenting themselves to other people.

b) an offensive term for an overweight/obese person
boy a: my girlfriend is plump, and I mean, lol, juicy plump but i am afraid for her health; she may soon become a svinoyed altogether.

boy b) how you got yourself a bird with such an attitude in the first place is over my head.

boy a) continue to be a damno quod non intelligo. However, Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.

boy b): what you could do is start going to the gym, and taking care of your lifestyle first, and then ask her nicely to go join you at the gym. I think she'll appreciate it that much more.
svinoyed by Uncle Dimma November 12, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026