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Susan Wojcicki 

Susan Wojcicki is currently the CEO of YouTube and an executive at Google. She is a "feminist" that doesn't actually protect the young female audience/minors on YouTube due to her unwillingness to remove predators such as Onision.
Damn! That Susan Wojcicki is at it again with her greediness and blatant disregard for creators and the audience.

angry susan 

When you're fucking your girl from behind while playing club penguin and dump a bottle of hot sauce in her asshole.
When it's taco night and you know you're about to get the Angry Susan.
angry susan by SlyRooster January 28, 2017

Susan Collins 

A cocktail that has been spiked or drugged for the specific purpose of unconsensual sex.
Someone gave the jungle juice the old Susan Collins. I'd steer clear unless you want to join the Upstairs Revolving Door Club.
Susan Collins by RogerBauman October 5, 2018
shes the best thing you'll ever meet. shes probably Hispanic and loves to sleep. Susana will be there through thick and thins and will always help you with any problem there is. Susana is the type of girl who will try to make you laugh no matter what.
susana's are fine asf
susana by fvckkk February 1, 2018
Sussan is a great person, but doesn't always know it. Sussan are caring and intelligent, but never see the beauty in themselves. She knows it's there, but sometimes needs a little encouragement to see it. They are often ambitious, and sometimes get themselves in a little over their heads. If she does, help her out! once you have proven yourself trustworthy, Sussan will be your most loyal friend. But watch out! cross her and you'll have hell to pay.

Her guy friends are all love her like a little sister, and they're like big brothers to her, but there's one in the crowd who's more special than the rest. If you are that person, you are one lucky guy. Sussan will devote everything to you. At first she can seem overwhelming, but don't be put off! She just has strange ways of showing her affection. Once you've got her though, hold on tight.

Be on your toes though! Sussan is strong and independent, which can sometimes make her more vulnerable than the rest. She always brings something new to the day, and if there's a smile on her face, don't be the one who wipes it away.

Sussan will love you like a girlfriend, talk to you like a trusted advisor, and protect you like a sibling. Do the same for her!

The remainder of the time, she is found cursing like a sailor, drinking most men under the table, being able to kill a man 1,000 different ways with craft supplies, and other badassery.

P.S. Call her Susie or Sue and she will kill you!
That Susan is so classy and a badass! How is that possible?

Girl: Did you see Sussan today? She looks beautiful!

Boy: I love Sussan!

Boy: I wish I had Sussan!
Sussan by Dolphinlovere69 February 26, 2017