A gaylord. Like a batty-man but a Suss-man. A "man" who likes to get drilled in the chocolate socket by large pork pipes.

Don't go to the east side...you're bound to encounter those pesky sussmans!

Synonyms: Gay, Batty Man, Gaylord, Queen, Batty Boy, Queer-bitten-homo

Antonyms: Cool, Manly, Suave, Attractive to women
by ETC June 19, 2006
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While having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind, thumb is lubricated by the saliva from the mouth, and then is promptly inserted into the bumhole.
In the heat of passion, I gave her a rusty sussman. She was shocked but definitely satisfied.
by the beej January 27, 2010
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