Susan

That one person in the office who always seems to wreck things. The name can be heard yelled in anger when things go wrong.

Will you really are a Susan today.

Bloody Susan.

by StatedV8 March 28, 2019

Susan

Mega Karen. That they were so Karen they couldn't even be called a Karen anymore. They need a whole new name for this species.

Woman on video: *freaks out and screams the loudest possible with a slight accident*
Video: *gets uploaded*
Guy 1 in the comments: yo shes an ultra ultra ultra maximum karen
Guy 2 in the comments: nah dude shes a susan at that point
*guy 1 gets instantly ratioed*

by Stupid Af July 21, 2021

Susan

Susan is the best girl a man can ever meet she is funny intellegent educated and all in all a round thing she knows what guys like and how she has to use her sexappeal in the right ways she got many talents and is known to be good in bed
what she wants she gets her physics are smashing you won't regreted to date her
and once you touched her heart she is all yours and faithful

of all the lovers susan got she decides which guy she pics cause susan is an clever chick

by wizzlars February 4, 2013

Susan

A woman that can be a classy lady when she needs to be. She wears tailored clothes, sends thank you cards to your grandmother, and knows what fork to use during each course. The remainder of the time, she is found cursing like a sailor, drinking most men under the table, being able to kill a man 1,000 different ways with craft supplies, and other badassery.

That Susan is so classy and a badass! How is that possible?

by bansheelaughter June 11, 2012

Susan

Susan is a very generous person who likes seeing other people being happy. They look forward to good things and love family. They dont see their own beauty and often deny it when someone says they are beautiful. Susan can be shy and can sometimes have a hard time being themselves. They love goofing around and having a good time. They also make really amazing friends, trust me, they will become very close to you very quickly. They are considerate of other peoples feelings and are not quick to judge someone. Dont let go of them because they will ALWAYS love you. When they get hurt they dont try to get revenge and always want to see people happy to the point where they loose sight of the fact that they need to see their own happiness. If you are a Susan, you are an amazing person, so thank you for being you. *virtual red heart sent in your direction*

Friend: Ive been having a rough day.
Susan (after having her own really hard day): Tell me all about it, Im right here if you need anything.
Friend: thanks Susan I love you

by Someonewholovesbeinghappey June 1, 2018

Susan

The mom of the group.always in other peoples business.Always there when you need her.The person who brings the finger sandwiches and macaroni salad to the potluck.The soccer mom who always drops off friends.Overall the judgy one!

“Your mom is such a Susan”

by Holosexual1111111 December 6, 2017

Susan

Susan's are the most lovely people you'll ever meet. If you marry one, your in for the best time of your life. There funny, interesting, caring,

If Susan were here things would be much different

by TimmyD1234 October 27, 2015