A woman that can be a classy lady when she needs to be. She wears tailored clothes, sends thank you cards to your grandmother, and knows what fork to use during each course. The remainder of the time, she is found cursing like a sailor, drinking most men under the table, being able to kill a man 1,000 different ways with craft supplies, and other badassery.
That Susan is so classy and a badass! How is that possible?